Dear Payton,
No, it isn't your birthday, it isn't a special occasion or a milestone. I don't have an adorable picture, a cute story or something to tell that will melt your heart. I want to know what is up with your obsession with playing in the potty?! What gives? Every day you are scrubbing the seat with the tooth brushes, overflowing the toilets, sticking toys in the potty, throwing entire rolls of toilet paper down and flushing multiple times, plunging the potty yourself and when you're not engaging in potty activities you tackle the sink and squirt all the tooth paste in the sink, put toilet paper in the sink, play in the water...WHY!? I thought we had a talk about this YESTERDAY and you said 'me nev-a gonna do dat again'...I had your word, man! I am so glad your father is a plumber, this is probably your saving grace! I survived your brother Riley's toddlerhood just fine with no gray hairs...I am not so sure I am going to be so lucky with you, you little stink butt, Dennis the Menace. My first natural instinct was to beat you (yup, I don't even believe in that) so in stead I sent your butt straight to bed...whew, that was hard not to flip out! I am happy to report I held it together and didn't do anything I'd regret though. I hope you don't mind when I spoil the crap out of your kids and laugh when they're as naughty as you are, I can't wait to be a grandparent and see your payback :)
Love you naughty stink butt!
xoxo
Mommy
Love you naughty stink butt!
xoxo
Mommy
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Awwww....you know, your Peyton reminds me so much of my Layla. She is a naughty stink butt too and plays in my bathroom drawers and puts lotions everywhere and draws on the wall with toothpaste. I'm pretty sure that all my grey hairs are from her. lol